FUN FUNNY FUNNIER FUNNIEST :) :) :)

some 'kadi' jokes! Looks like SMS vi(r)als!


Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

bcoz it means...





E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity. (Terrific!)

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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?

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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..

"I Luv u too"
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GAME OVER.! (He who knows what he's doing!)

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When do you knw ur in love?
Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan (Understandable!
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Wht is the Diff b/w
Young Age & Old Age?

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Simple..

In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!- (Hmm! Very Practical!)
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"Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that-

'People are more interested in others life than their own-! (A Critic!)
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A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:
If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE?

The Best Answer
- Why d Hell Should I recognise? (Naughty.. )
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V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,
44 as FortyFour,
55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?
Doubt By last bench association... (Thought provoking in English Lit class!)
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What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?

Every word spoken by the
girlfriend is "GHAZAL"and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
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Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?think.think..think...U ll get a holiday
for pongal but not for idly.

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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess
Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..
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Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding.....
B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R
DEAD"...........
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What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK
in a Plate full of noodles.
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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?
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100% Attendence... :-P


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Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI & SUNAMI ?

Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash, SUNAMI is Total Wash.!
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Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”